Garden humor thread..

[valley ranch]

Just looked it up, the monks name was Adam or Adams and he was at Buckmasters Abby, this is the first time I came here on the phone , having trouble making things work,, goodnight,,

 

[Carol Dee]

@ DH is a Beek too. He went into the winter with 44 hives! He plans to check them today as we are to be 50 degrees this afternoon. They would do cleansing flights on warmer winter days. They looked good before our 2 week DEEP FREEZE. Fingers crossed most survived.

 

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[Dirtmechanic]

My idea of preparing to cook.

Wife #1: Hey whatcha cooking?

Me: A grilled cheese sandwich.

 

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[digitS']

Harry Truman was known for his blunt manner of speaking. When he made a speech at the Washington Garden Club, he kept referring to the "good manure" that needed to be used on the flowers.

Some society women complained to his wife, Bess. "Couldn't you get the President to say 'fertilizer'?" they asked.

Mrs. Truman replied, "Heavens, no! It took me twenty-five years to get him to say 'manure.'"

 

[digitS']

Those food deliveries are not always well received by everyone in the household:

 

[Carol Dee]

 

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[valley ranch]