Garden humor thread..
- Thread starter desertlady
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flowerbug
Garden Master
oh, this is funny (i just posted a note to the growing older thread...)...
[long run-on story about nothing follows, skip if you really don't wanna know... some of might be funny or gardenish related]
i laid in bed for most of Thursday and Friday early morning and hoped that whatever it was would be done by Friday later morning because i really needed to get somethings done out at the library. it started early in the morning where i just thought i was out of it and hadn't slept well. i got a bit of an afternoon nap, but when i got up from that i had a bad case of vertigo which for me is really no fun because of how i react so much to motion sickness type triggers. so as I was sitting on my bed waiting for the world to stop spinning i had Mom bring me a coke and i chugged it down. sometimes this sort of feeling means i have a gas bubble and my body really hates those so best thing i can do is burp and fart it out. it did help a bit, but i spent a lot of time near the toilet just in case it got worse or i had to throw up. and then once in a while i was laying down and just not able to do anything at all other than lay there very carefully and listen to some music. towards the evening i finally seemed to be improving and i was back in bed and doing ok, but i got up a bit too quick and grabbed my small bucket while i was dry heaving on my way to the bathroom. as i hate throwing up i pretty much hoped for some lightening strikes to hit about that time, but the gods new better and let me be. a few moments later and some more water down and i was ok. all this time i'm drinking some water to try to help to break up the gas bubbles. so i get back to bed and lay here it seemed for hours listening to music and then i got up to pee for the fiftyeth time and it was only 11pm. i couldn't read or write more than a few instants to send a note to the person i was supposed to be gettting a ride from Friday. saying i may have to cancel, but i'd update in the AM. peed about six more times in the next few hours. finally caught a few hours of sleep. got up and it was like nothing had happened. did my morning routine ok. no problems. a few farts and burps but nothing foamy. so today was able to go out and do what needed to be done to set up for the seed swap. got home, didn't nap, but wanted to. then Mom came home and i cooked dinner and washed dishes and she started snoring in her chair about five seconds after she sat down and i suspect i was out about 10 seconds after she was.
slept until waking up so Mom could go to bed and i'm wide awake so i poked some pictures on the website and am nattering here...
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