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Goin' to the Dogs!
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baymule
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How to assist when your human falls in mud.
1. Run to them and lick their face.
2. Obviously they want to play, so bounce all over them.
3. If they are moaning, screaming or saying bad words in human language, encourage them by barking.
4. Sometimes humans can’t get up and wander aimlessly on their hands and knees. Help them by running under them, to raise them up. Sorry weiner dogs, this won’t work for you.
5. Once your human can stand up, help them celebrate by jumping up on them. They are already muddy, so your muddy feet won’t matter.
1. Run to them and lick their face.
2. Obviously they want to play, so bounce all over them.
3. If they are moaning, screaming or saying bad words in human language, encourage them by barking.
4. Sometimes humans can’t get up and wander aimlessly on their hands and knees. Help them by running under them, to raise them up. Sorry weiner dogs, this won’t work for you.
5. Once your human can stand up, help them celebrate by jumping up on them. They are already muddy, so your muddy feet won’t matter.
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SPedigrees
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or "Fringe" for those across the pond
SPedigrees
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wet dog!
