Has To Be Scam

[seedcorn]

Mom will be after you with a spoon....& we'll tell her where you are hiding.

 

[thistlebloom]

Yeah Major, that cupboard under the stairs is not a secret anymore.

 

[majorcatfish]

@thistlebloom @seedcorn keep it up you two...

dad made me the sole executor of his estate and all holdings ....
you do notice the lapel pin.. you can be cut from .. you get the point....

will send everyone's allowances early next month...
fyi mom and dad put me there to study..
need to run my pilot just informed me that we will be landing shortly in Italy to buy the vineyard moms likes.

 

[thistlebloom]

I am so dismayed with you Major, but I just noticed dads really rockin' those velvet shoes! And also that's pretty amusing that dad made you sole executor of his "estate" and all "holdings"...but I understand how you have to humor him now that he's in that $$$$ mental ward that mom pays for.

Mom and I will wait for you at the vineyard if you don't waste too much time at the amusement parks "Flights of Fancy" ride.

 

[seedcorn]

To the rest of readers, now you see what I have to put up with....both my brother and sister are delusional. Dad is in a home thinking he is "The Most Interesting Man in the world" and both siblings think Mom has $$$$. She runs this site, how much $$$$ can she have? Do you honestly think she would Work if she owned vineyards? Oh the hardships I've had to put up with growing up with these 2.... later I might post pix of us growing up.....

 

[ninnymary]

Major, love those pictures! haha

Mary

 

[thistlebloom]

To the rest of readers, now you see what I have to put up with....both my brother and sister are delusional. Dad is in a home thinking he is "The Most Interesting Man in the world" and both siblings think Mom has $$$$. She runs this site, how much $$$$ can she have? Do you honestly think she would Work if she owned vineyards? Oh the hardships I've had to put up with growing up with these 2.... later I might post pix of us growing up.....

 

[thistlebloom]

Seed, I am not the delusional one. I'm well aware that mom doesn't own vineyards, we were hired to stomp grapes.
We were waiting for Major, because when he's not being delusional he's a great stomper. It's those feet he has....they do make him shave them first....