Carol Dee
Garden Master
Gee Bob, after that rosy description, I am reluctant to go take a shower.Instead of the delicious water
from the community water company's 1200 foot deep well 150 yards up the road, it could be filled with contaminants.
I could very well turn on the shower and set loose a stream of sulfuric acid. I can't dance naked
out in the rain either, pollution is in the rain. I'd better not go barefoot as I might step in a tire track full of rubber termites
with a hankering for human flesh. I may never go outside again as the bugs, birds, rats, mice, wildlife, dogs, (no) cats, (no) cattle, sheep, (in the freezer) pigs, etc (you forgot the horses) bringing pathogens on my land and giving me infections,
bacteria, virus, boils, dandruff,
pimples, bad breath,
ingrown toenails, toenail fungus, cavities in my teeth, cancer of the common sense, blindness, arthritis,
shingles,
TV election coverage overload, and
dementia. So I can't eat, I can't drink, I can't go outside....that means I'm stuck inside with paint fumes, sheetrock (imported from China) outgassing fumes,
central air and heat sucking fresh air from outside....it's a conspiracy to kill me.
guess I'll just go drink some chicken broth....

