Beekissed
Garden Master
So I said, if he comes back I'll yell a warning to him. "If you don't stop snooping I'll take my clothes off!"
With a threat that serious he will probably be afraid to fly again for fear of the irreparable damage to his retinas.
We are SOOOO alike!!! I've no problem using my horrible "Mom body" to inflict distress and anguish!
I've related this on TEG about once living in the sticks and having an outhouse ... with no door! It opened onto a little thicket of Douglas fir trees. I'd built the thing without considering the size of my big feet and didn't want an outhouse with a vestibule.
Steve
I don't close the door on our current outhouse...it's too small and the windows not big enough, so I feel like I'm in solitary along with Cool Hand Luke when I have to utilize it. Thus, I leave that door swinging wide open...nothing out there to see me but the shickens.