hurry get your application in...

[thistlebloom]

I actually just saw this on tv recently. The people working at the station said that after awhile they don't notice the penguin poo smell.
Uh huh. Sure. They were probably paid to say that so the next group of suc-- er, employees wouldn't be discouraged from applying.

I would probably not pass #7. Cooking dinner cheerfully for people I love isn't my strongest asset on a good day. Never mind when I'm cold and tired.

 

[Nyboy]

People who raise meat chickens say they are smelly, penguin must be a lot worse with fish diet. Don't think you would ever have to worry about food, sure penguin taste " Just like chicken"

 

[897tgigvib]

Or another zombie movie!

World's last survivor of the zombie apocalypse, the south pole mailman

MAILMAN

COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!!!

 

[TheSeedObsesser]

Sorry, nearly ruined it with my pessimism, didn't I?

If I did have that job I would probably be sliding with the penguins...accidentally. I'm not nimble when it comes to walking on ice.

 

[bobm]

Hey Marshall... you are missing out on the perfect experiment ... apply now and you can grow a huge crop of beans during months of nothing but sunshine , then compare which poop smells worse...poop from a 1,000 fish eating penguins' or Bigfoot's huge pile after a few days' diet of beans.

 

[valley ranch]

Sounds like home~except the heat, and the showers,,,,and the can't climb this or that~ except these~ n yes and the penquine mess n the heavy boxes n a couple other things.

 

[897tgigvib]

bobm bobm bobm!

Nobody has ever seen bigfoot "droppings". I don't even know how they make it disappear! best guess is they poke a deep hole in the ground with their hand, do their thing, then fill the hole and camouflage it. do you have a better idea? i'm not gonna ask any of them. not me!

 

[majorcatfish]

forgot #8 Meticulous – can you keep accurate records be it penguin eggs, t-shirts, or food stock?
yeah sure will be able to count how many penguin eggs go into my omelet.

 

[majorcatfish]

Or another zombie movie!

World's last survivor of the zombie apocalypse, the south pole mailman

MAILMAN

COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!!!

the antarctic mailman only rings twice.

 

[TheSeedObsesser]

bobm bobm bobm!

Nobody has ever seen bigfoot "droppings". I don't even know how they make it disappear! best guess is they poke a deep hole in the ground with their hand, do their thing, then fill the hole and camouflage it. do you have a better idea? i'm not gonna ask any of them. not me!

Maybe they fling it through earth's atmosphere, where it orbits the earth. Eventually it plummets back through earth's atmosphere, gets super-heated, and then comes back down. Meteorites aren't space rocks.