baymule
Garden Master
What are some of life's simple pleasures that you enjoy? Share them with us!
This evening DH and I had date night. We went out to eat and to a movie. While waiting for the movie to start, we walked around the mall. Getting bored, we sat on a bench and watched people walk by. The bench had a vinyl covered padded seat and when we moved the slightest, it made a fart sound. This immediately entranced DH and he perfected scooting on the bench to make a loud, long bubbly fart sound. Then we waited......
As people walked by, DH wiggled his bottom and it sounded like he really cut one. It was hilarious. Our simple pleasure tonight was the absolute look of horror on passers by faces who were probably sure that at least one of those two white haired old people just pooped their pants. They quickened their step so the smell wouldn't catch up with them.
I bet y'all thought I was gonna say something like watching the sunset or something like that, didn't you?
This evening DH and I had date night. We went out to eat and to a movie. While waiting for the movie to start, we walked around the mall. Getting bored, we sat on a bench and watched people walk by. The bench had a vinyl covered padded seat and when we moved the slightest, it made a fart sound. This immediately entranced DH and he perfected scooting on the bench to make a loud, long bubbly fart sound. Then we waited......
As people walked by, DH wiggled his bottom and it sounded like he really cut one. It was hilarious. Our simple pleasure tonight was the absolute look of horror on passers by faces who were probably sure that at least one of those two white haired old people just pooped their pants. They quickened their step so the smell wouldn't catch up with them.
I bet y'all thought I was gonna say something like watching the sunset or something like that, didn't you?