baymule
Garden Master
Would I lie to you?? BS, maybe......
but yes they are for real, when you kill them they give off a pheromone that actually attracts even more of them.http://urbanentomology.tamu.edu/ants/rasberry.html
Lyme
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but yes they are for real, when you kill them they give off a pheromone that actually attracts even more of them.http://urbanentomology.tamu.edu/ants/rasberry.html
bobm
Garden Master
"TEXAS WOMAN TO OPEN NEW SUBDIVISION FOR RASBERRY CRAZY ANTS " by BS news. A Southwest Texas resident, with vast plantation land holdings, has filed a subdivision permit to establish a 1,200 home subdivision for the new illegal South of the Border Rasberry ( tawny) crazy ants . This gentile Southern belle currently is providing care for her elderly mother at her plantation and is now in the process of preparing her plantation land holdings to provide new housing units for these impoverished homeless immigrants at very reasonable prices. The one square foot residential colony homesite lots will start at $ 999,999.99. Since these new residents are so impoverished, and can't afford to pay even a down payment, she has applied to the U.S.Agriculture Dept. to create new grants to these specific homeless immigrants. She has started this venture for an all organic environment by gathering leaves from adjoining lands, manure from horse, cattle, rabbit , and chicken operations to turn them into compost to increase soil fertility to grow and increase the organic food source. Since her area of the Country is quite HOT, she established new wetlands for her new subdivision she imported a new duck population and turned on a water faucet and had these underage duck workers use their bills day and night to dig out the new wetlands. Then evicted them to freezer camp ( she claims that they were too noisy and attracted insect pest gangs) so that she could sell the waterfront residential sites to the tawny crazy ants. This friendly woman with a Southern drawl plans to contact professors and their graduate students from nearby Universities to study these new Rasberry (tawny) crazy ant immigrants as to the best ways to evict them ( preferably permantly and into new compost ) so that she could repeat the cycle. We wish this very kindlhearted Southern belle the best of luck in this new venture ! 
Carol Dee
Garden Master
So bobm do you make a living with your pen. (err P.C.?)
baymule
Garden Master
Spewing iced tea on screen......"TEXAS WOMAN TO OPEN NEW SUBDIVISION FOR RASBERRY CRAZY ANTS " by BS news. A Southwest Texas resident, with vast plantation land holdings, has filed a subdivision permit to establish a 1,200 home subdivision for the new illegal South of the Border Rasberry ( tawny) crazy ants . This gentile Southern belle currently is providing care for her elderly mother at her plantation and is now in the process of preparing her plantation land holdings to provide new housing units for these impoverished homeless immigrants at very reasonable prices. The one square foot residential colony homesite lots will start at $ 999,999.99. Since these new residents are so impoverished, and can't afford to pay even a down payment, she has applied to the U.S.Agriculture Dept. to create new grants to these specific homeless immigrants. She has started this venture for an all organic environment by gathering leaves from adjoining lands, manure from horse, cattle, rabbit , and chicken operations to turn them into compost to increase soil fertility to grow and increase the organic food source. Since her area of the Country is quite HOT, she established new wetlands for her new subdivision she imported a new duck population and turned on a water faucet and had these underage duck workers use their bills day and night to dig out the new wetlands. Then evicted them to freezer camp ( she claims that they were too noisy and attracted insect pest gangs) so that she could sell the waterfront residential sites to the tawny crazy ants. This friendly woman with a Southern drawl plans to contact professors and their graduate students from nearby Universities to study these new Rasberry (tawny) crazy ant immigrants as to the best ways to evict them ( preferably permantly and into new compost ) so that she could repeat the cycle. We wish this very kindlhearted Southern belle the best of luck in this new venture !
bobm
Garden Master
Well, sort of ... I wrote advertising for residential home sales.
Oh, and magazine advertising lonely heart love struck services for equines in far away places. 
bobm
Garden Master
Was that spewed tea the ever popular " Long Island iced tea" ... Rum, Gin, Vodka, Tequila, and Triple Sec with natural flavors with added sweet and sour mix and colaSpewing iced tea on screen......
or just the plain Lipton tea bag dipped in water ? 
baymule
Garden Master
Iced dandelion spearmint tea. That was screaming funny! under age duck workers.....Was that spewed tea the ever popular " Long Island iced tea" ... Rum, Gin, Vodka, Tequila, and Triple Sec with natural flavors with added sweet and sour mix and cola
