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[ninnymary]

dewdrops, Can he be cloned?

Mary

 

[dewdropsinwv]

Mary, I dont think cloning him would be a good idea.... you might get more than you bargan for I have told him life with him is never dull because I never know what's going to happen from one day to the next.

 

[majorcatfish]

Mary, I dont think cloning him would be a good idea.... you might get more than you bargan for I have told him life with him is never dull because I never know what's going to happen from one day to the next.

but if you did have monty cloned just think of all chores that could be done..there is endless possibilities...

 

[MontyJ]

You know Dearie, I am able to read this stuff. It's kind of like talking about somebody when they are standing right beside you Sheesh y'all, I'm just making the flower garden bigger...this is embarrassing...

 

[dewdropsinwv]

Sorry dear, but I'm a lucky girl and want to "brag a little".... lol

 

[Jared77]

What Dew failed to mention is its against the Geneva Convention to clone such individuals.

All the additional heat and smoke produced from multiple Monty and their BBQ grills and smokers would further increase greenhouse gases and cause rapid melting of the polar ice caps! We'd have massive deforestation of oak, hickory, and fruit trees to supply all the timber to support such a large undertaking of smoke production, in addition to mass slaughtering of beef, pork, and chickens all to be placed inside of such smokers and cooked to delicious perfection with ample bark and smoke rings.

Not to mention a glut of ridiculously over sized pumpkins that would often be mistaken for carriages by young impressionable girls and bridezillas across the globe. Little girls would be running around crying at their failed attempts to turn brown field mice into white stallions to pull such carriages triggering years of psychotherapy to heal the scars of mouse to horse failure condition, and bridal parties would be ravaged at the sheer fury of bridezillas. It would make Tokyo in 1984 and Godzilla's efforts pale in comparison.

See Dew's efforts to "keep him for herself" are actually a well conceived and carefully executed plan to make sure the world actually can continue on as we know it, and we're actually safe. In fact we owe a great deal of gratitude to Dew for her efforts to keep Monty in an area that actually has 4 seasons so he actually is forced to take a break but enough room to still "stay busy".

Dew the world thanks you.

 

[dewdropsinwv]

What Dew failed to mention is its against the Geneva Convention to clone such individuals.

All the additional heat and smoke produced from multiple Monty and their BBQ grills and smokers would further increase greenhouse gases and cause rapid melting of the polar ice caps! We'd have massive deforestation of oak, hickory, and fruit trees to supply all the timber to support such a large undertaking of smoke production, in addition to mass slaughtering of beef, pork, and chickens all to be placed inside of such smokers and cooked to delicious perfection with ample bark and smoke rings.

Not to mention a glut of ridiculously over sized pumpkins that would often be mistaken for carriages by young impressionable girls and bridezillas across the globe. Little girls would be running around crying at their failed attempts to turn brown field mice into white stallions to pull such carriages triggering years of psychotherapy to heal the scars of mouse to horse failure condition, and bridal parties would be ravaged at the sheer fury of bridezillas. It would make Tokyo in 1984 and Godzilla's efforts pale in comparison.

See Dew's efforts to "keep him for herself" are actually a well conceived and carefully executed plan to make sure the world actually can continue on as we know it, and we're actually safe. In fact we owe a great deal of gratitude to Dew for her efforts to keep Monty in an area that actually has 4 seasons so he actually is forced to take a break but enough room to still "stay busy".

Dew the world thanks you.

That's great Jared77 I never thought of it that way, but you are correct. Cloning MontyJ would be a disaster waiting to happen.....

 

[ninnymary]

Ok Dewdrops, if you can't clone him, can you at least mail out those boston butts he bbq's?

Mary

 

[dewdropsinwv]

Mary, we have one in the deep freezer for the 4th!!!!! MMMMM cant wait, a little bit of that with some of his tater salad, deviled eggs, ect.... Sure will be good.... : celebrate

 

[ninnymary]

Well I'm coming right over, invited or not!

Mary