Oh, gee, you got fired.

[Detlor Poultry]

Well you have nothing on these guys! I'm well aware that everyone has a horrible day now n then. And what are the two ways to relieve upset about your problems?
1 - Count your Blessings
2 - Look at people worse of then you.
So since I don't know all your blessings, I thought I'd comprise a list of people that are (were) worse off than you. I purposely went searching around on the internet looking for the most perilous predicament/results people ever had. So if you've had a bad day, hey, it could be worse....

1
....you could be Tollund Man

2
....or you could be his uncle, Otzi the Iceman

3
....you could be a polish DJ in 1938

4
....you could be Vick Rattlehead

5
....you could be a random dinosaur 65,000,000 years ago

6
....you could be Abraham Lincoln at Ford's Theatre

7
....you could be Lucretia

8
....you could be Augustus Caesar the day Rome burnt to the ground

9
....you could be accused of being a Witch in the 1600's

10
....you could be a dying viking watching the Valkyries ride away

11
....or worst of all you could be me right now, in a state of inner shock after seeing all of these graphic pictures....

 

[momofdrew]

I like to count my blessings...which are many

 

[nachoqtpie]

You could be that fish swimming around and say "Wow! Look! A worm!" :/

 

[Detlor Poultry]

Me too. But I thought I'd comprise this list of the world's most sad troubled people ever.
1 - Tollund Man is a Bog Body. He was exucuted by being gagged, tied up and thrown into a bog in pre-roman Ireland (i think) the preroman celtic peoples were quite savage, it seems.
2 - Otzi was presumably a viking who died in warfare on a mountain in Scandinavia. He died from head beatings and a very ugly spear through his left shoulder. He's been mummified in the ice since.
3 - I don't need to tell you how WWII started....
4 - Vick Rattlehead is a mascot for some heavy metal band or something or other. I saw a painting of him falling from the sky in a burnin parachute, so he immediately got a place onthe list.
5 - the dinosaur thing would be legitimate except that there was no 65 million years ago...
6 - you should know what happened to Honest Abe....
7 - My lips are sealed.
8 - His empire burnt to the ground so he commited suicide :/
9 - They actually never burnt witches in the 1600's. That is a misconception. What they did was throw them into a lake all tied up. If they floated, that was a sign of witchcraft and they'd be executed. If they sunk, well, they'd drown but at least they were innocent :rollseyes:
10 - Norse mythology has this thing about fat people attached to horses :rollseyes:
11 - I am having a really good day compared to all of that.

 

[Detlor Poultry]

You could be a broiler cockerel lving in a literal psychic hell of re-circulated air and eerie red lights, literally standing squished in with your compadres around a feeder and a waterer, unable to move, with only two fates to look forward to: Dying from a heartattack because you were bred with pathetic malstewardship, or dying at the hands of a Whizbang.

 

[nachoqtpie]

You could be a broiler cockerel lving in a literal psychic hell of re-circulated air and eerie red lights, literally standing squished in with your compadres around a feeder and a waterer, unable to move, with only two fates to look forward to: Dying from a heartattack because you were bred with pathetic malstewardship, or dying at the hands of a Whizbang.

Now that's just depressing. :/

 

[fair weather chicken]

now now a whiz bang doesn't kill killing cones kill

 

[Detlor Poultry]

This thread is a bit depresionizing.... Okay people just stick with counting your blessings.

 

[fair weather chicken]

i count the fact that i am blessed with a sense of humor, sometimes a little strange ,but just look at the world around us.