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Alasgun
Deeply Rooted
Chicken wires probably the best advice at least more civilized than the “drive by shooting” I’d suggest!
All you gotta do is shoot the cat then run over to your neighbors and tell them “ you’re not gonna believe what just happened! I was just out back pulling weeds and enjoying your cat when these kids came around the corner with their tires squealing, which startled fi-fi and she ran. When she did the stuck their Uzi’s out the window and began shooting.”
Be sure to wipe a tear or two as you walk away and she’ll love you for trying to defend fi-fi!
All you gotta do is shoot the cat then run over to your neighbors and tell them “ you’re not gonna believe what just happened! I was just out back pulling weeds and enjoying your cat when these kids came around the corner with their tires squealing, which startled fi-fi and she ran. When she did the stuck their Uzi’s out the window and began shooting.”
Be sure to wipe a tear or two as you walk away and she’ll love you for trying to defend fi-fi!