Quotes and thoughts for the day

[sumi]

 

[sumi]

 

[Nyboy]

The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down, I'll
remember it.”

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off.

Old age is coming at a really bad time!

Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the
courage to change the things I can, and the friends to post my bail
when I finally snap!

I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights’

Teach your daughter how to shoot because a restraining order is just a
piece of paper!

The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than "please." I text back "no"
which is shorter than "yes.”

I'm going to retire and live off of my savings; not sure what I'll do that
second week.

Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound!

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me
to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I
was there.

Have I sent this to you already, or, did you send this to me?

 

[Carol Dee]

Too funny, I just posted this to garden humor @Nyboy

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[ninnymary]

This is definitely me!

 

[Smart Red]

Right. Forgiving isn't for the offender. Forgiving is for the heart and health of the one hurt.

 

[sumi]