Quotes and thoughts for the day
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digitS'
Garden Master
The Little Guy looks like he has just said:
Okay, what is my purpose here?
Really? That's your answer?
I think I'll just figure it out as I go.
Steve
Okay, what is my purpose here?
Really? That's your answer?
I think I'll just figure it out as I go.
Steve
flowerbug
Garden Master
lifted from another forum:
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This was sent to me this morning:
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Take a deep breath and wade through this one : very clever. ( For those
of you who know him - received from Kevin in Vietnam ) - Once a teacher
always a teacher!
Researchers have recently discovered the heaviest element known to
science: Administratium.
Administratium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons,
75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of particles called peons.
Since administratium has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which
it comes into contact. A minute amount of administratium causes one
reaction to take more than four days to complete when it would normally
take less than one second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of three years.
It does not decay but, instead, undergoes a reorganization, in which a
number of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant
deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, administratium's mass will
actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some
morons to become neutrons, forming new isodopes.
This characteristic of moron transformation leads some scientists to
speculate that administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
"critical morass". You will know it when you see it.
thanks
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my adendum:
sounds like a sister element to bureaucratium.
the half life is a transcendental function...
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This was sent to me this morning:
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Take a deep breath and wade through this one : very clever. ( For those
of you who know him - received from Kevin in Vietnam ) - Once a teacher
always a teacher!
Researchers have recently discovered the heaviest element known to
science: Administratium.
Administratium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons,
75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of particles called peons.
Since administratium has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which
it comes into contact. A minute amount of administratium causes one
reaction to take more than four days to complete when it would normally
take less than one second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of three years.
It does not decay but, instead, undergoes a reorganization, in which a
number of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant
deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, administratium's mass will
actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some
morons to become neutrons, forming new isodopes.
This characteristic of moron transformation leads some scientists to
speculate that administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
"critical morass". You will know it when you see it.
thanks
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my adendum:
sounds like a sister element to bureaucratium.
the half life is a transcendental function...
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Carol Dee
Garden Master
Beekissed
Garden Master
digitS'
Garden Master
The picture of the little boy was taken in Puerto Rico a long time ago. He will be an olde man by now.
Guaynabo, Puerto Rico January 17th, 2018
Steve
Guaynabo, Puerto Rico January 17th, 2018
Steve
digitS'
Garden Master
This Kid's Going Places!
Steve
