Rutabaga...

[thistlebloom]

. . . so I'm out in the garden in my cheerleader outfit . . .

Pictures, pictures, we gotta see pictures!!

Well Smiles you'd be sorry, trust me! Anyway, you probably have a sports team type cheerleader outfit in mind.
The cheerleader outfit for encouraging a garden to give it's all is a whole different ballgame, if you'll pardon the allusion.
It's sort of a cross between a compost pile and a dirt clod, a look I manage to achieve flawlessly nearly every day....

 

[lesa]

Now, thistle- I resent that remark!! I make a point of washing my gardening clothes at least once every two weeks!! When there is so much dirt on the knees of the pants- that they don't bend too well...

 

[thistlebloom]

Exactly Lesa! And if you capture that wash water it would make a good foliar feeding !