Somehow, It's Funny that Way

[flowerbug]

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[digitS']

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[digitS']

It's been months and months since I bought the book, "The Dummy's guide to Scamming People Online."



It still hasn't arrived.​

 

[digitS']

DW wants me to get to that complicated home repair that I have been putting off forever, so I asked her, "How can I get that fixed?!" She shot back, "Whatever means necessary!!"



I replied, "No, it doesn't!

 

[digitS']

I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person!



All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist!

 

[digitS']

The response I had for @flowerbug in @Phaedra Geiermann 's garden thread made me think of this.

 

[digitS']

If you think that nobody cares if you're alive ...



... try missing a car payment.

 

[Dirtmechanic]

Wind Resistance: Do Charcoal Fart Pads Actually Work?

There are charcoal pads that purport to reduce the odor of a ripping toot, but does the flatulent science support it?

www.mentalfloss.com

 

[digitS']

And if someone holds a lighter to ..

. the offender's posterior ...

Primal Grill?

 

[Marie2020]

And if someone holds a lighter to ..

. the offender's posterior ...

Primal Grill?

I don't understand that at all because I never do such things I'm a lady