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Garden Master
A moth goes in to a podiatrist's office.
The podiatrist says, "What seems to be the problem, moth?"
The moth says, "Doc, I just don't know which way to turn these days! Things go from bad to worse. I lost one child to the cold. Another, it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, I see myself. It's horrible! We have no communication with each other. Life has gotten me down ..."
The podiatrist says, "Good Heavens, you should be seeing a psychiatrist. What on Earth brought you in here!?"
The moth says, "Cause the light was on."
The podiatrist says, "What seems to be the problem, moth?"
The moth says, "Doc, I just don't know which way to turn these days! Things go from bad to worse. I lost one child to the cold. Another, it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, I see myself. It's horrible! We have no communication with each other. Life has gotten me down ..."
The podiatrist says, "Good Heavens, you should be seeing a psychiatrist. What on Earth brought you in here!?"
The moth says, "Cause the light was on."
a tip of the hat to Norm Macdonald, October 17, 1959 - September 14, 2021