Somehow, It's Funny that Way

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Understatement is a zillion times more effective than exaggeration.

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She: (passing a garden) If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

(3 gardeners in garden) Gardener 1: The iris clash with the roses!
Gardener 2: Peonies here? What was I thinking?!
Gardener 3: No, not aphids already!

He: Psycho gardening disorder.
 
She: (passing a garden) If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

(3 gardeners in garden) Gardener 1: The iris clash with the roses!
Gardener 2: Peonies here? What was I thinking?!
Gardener 3: No, not aphids already!

He: Psycho gardening disorder.
Well, as gardener 3 found out, April Shower may bring May Flowers, but May Flowers bring June Bugs.
 
On second thought, maybe you should listen to that "Mickey" song, if only to exorcise ABBA.
I'm such an innocent, It wasn't until about last year I realized how dirty that song is.

It doesn't help that, thanks to the version on the Spashdance LP I had as a kid, I thought the song was about Mickey Mouse.
 
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