The 'Please Don't Stay On Topic' Thread

[nachoqtpie]

I've got to take Miss Annie to the vet today to get her 2nd round of puppy shots

 

[so lucky]

My feet hurt.

 

[nachoqtpie]

I had a hamburger for lunch. It was left over from dinner last night. I made them on the grill.

 

[curly_kate]

I love fish meal as a fertilizer, but holy cow does it stink! Doesn't help that I watered a bunch of plants that are right outside my open window.

 

[AllyRodrigues]

Tonight is our son's 5th birthday party at....Chuck E. Cheese (***opens flask)

 

[nachoqtpie]

Tonight is our son's 5th birthday party at....Chuck E. Cheese (***opens flask)

Amen Ally!! AMEN!

I remember one time I had to go to a company Christmas party and it was probably one of the most boring things EVER! They wouldn't serve alcohol because "it was a risk" so one of my friends brought his flask and every once in a while we would go outside and take a big ol giant swig. Thank goodness I lived a block from where the party was!!

 

[Stubbornhillfarm]

BBQ Potato chips in a tuna fish sandwhich is the best, just sayin.

 

[nachoqtpie]

My friend owns a Greyhound named Just Sayin'

 

[AllyRodrigues]

Tonight is our son's 5th birthday party at....Chuck E. Cheese (***opens flask)

Amen Ally!! AMEN!

I remember one time I had to go to a company Christmas party and it was probably one of the most boring things EVER! They wouldn't serve alcohol because "it was a risk" so one of my friends brought his flask and every once in a while we would go outside and take a big ol giant swig. Thank goodness I lived a block from where the party was!!

LOL! I used to work for a VERRRY stuffy law firm and my husband would get so nervous about his English at holiday parties that I'd have to get him good and "loose" before we left. The problem is that there's a fine line before he becomes very "loose". Needless to say one year he told the elderly hostess (as he patted her hair) that he "loved her hair.....it's like a lovely cotton".

 

[nachoqtpie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh man that's funny!! I think that you, me, and vfem should all get together at Duplin Winery and hang out.