The Things That Pass For News!

[so lucky]

I just ran across a bit of MSN "news" that proclaimed there is no difference between brown eggs and white eggs, other than that white eggs are layed by white chickens, and brown eggs are layed by brown chickens.
Gosh! Silly me! I wonder where the blue and green eggs come from? The Easter Bunny?

 

[seedcorn]

I'm impressed that they knew they came from chickens.

 

[baymule]

What do speckled chickens lay? Dummies probably think chickens only come in 2 colors. I bet they thing chocolate milk comes from brown cows!

 

[LocoYokel]

and another

 

[thistlebloom]

What do speckled chickens lay? Dummies probably think chickens only come in 2 colors. I bet they thing chocolate milk comes from brown cows!

Wait -what? So what color cow DOES chocolate milk come from?

 

[Nyboy]

When I had hens my friend's son was very picky eater. He would not eat eggs, till I bought over blue ones and said they where from Easter bunny. Little kids so easy to fool

 

[ninnymary]

What do speckled chickens lay? Dummies probably think chickens only come in 2 colors. I bet they thing chocolate milk comes from brown cows!

Chocolate milk does come from brown cows!

Mary

 

[thistlebloom]

Chocolate milk does come from brown cows!

Mary

Yeah!

 

[ninnymary]

And I have the brown cow to prove it!

Mary

 

[bobm]

Chocolate milk does come from brown cows!

Mary

Mary, you are being brainwashed by the Disney ideal never-land dreamland cartoons that your day care kids are watching. Here is a shocker... all chicken eggs pass through a chicken's butt !