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Pulsegleaner

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The Cat Came Back
Old Mister Johnson had troubles of his own,
He had a yellow cat that wouldn't leave his home.
He tried and he tried to give that cat away,
He found an ocean liner going far, far away.

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But the cat came back
the very next day,
The cat came back,
they thought he was a goner,
The cat came back,
he just wouldn't stay away.

Mr. Johnson gave the cat to a man in a balloon,
He said, "Please take this cat and leave it on the moon."
The balloon came down about ninety miles away.
Where the cat is now, well, no one wants to say...


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Mr. Johnson gave the cat to a fellow going west,
He said, "This cat's a present for the one you love the best".
First the train hit the track,
then it bounced and hit a rail,
Not a person stayed around to tell the gruesome tale...


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The cat was now a father of a family of his own,
They lived with Mr. Johnson till there came a cyclone.
It tore the house apart and tossed the cats around,
The air was filled with kittens,
The cat could not be found...


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we've seen Socks the past few days. it's a semi-feral or feral kitty that comes by. no idea if it is one of the neighbor's or not, but Mom said the other day there was a smaller kitten with it. i don't mind. if they eat mice and chipmunks i'm ok with them being around - too bad they don't eat raccoons, groundhogs and deer...
 
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