For those of you without enough square feet in your yard, I'd like you to think about GOOPP. That is, Gardening On Other People's Property.
Have you ever taken a drive out in the "exurbs?" Of course you have, some of you probably live where lots are measured in acres. I'm not talking about
rural areas. There may be farms in amongst the mix but folks who work in the urban areas commute home to, often, a big house on a big piece of land. Not surprisingly, they spend an awful lot of their time (!!) mowing their lawn

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Let me tell you about a couple neighbors to my large veggie garden. One guy lays out field sprinklers every spring - lots of them. They stay in 1 place for 6 months and he is out there with his lawn mower covering about 2 acres. Another guy has about the same size field. Here in the Wild West, irrigation is essential if you are going to grow much of anything. I know full well he PAYS for water because he lives in one of those quasi-governmental irrigation districts but he tries to get by with no water and just mowing twice a year. Yeah, he grows weeds and that little field looks pretty bad. The guy across the road took a different route. He sprays his little field with Round-up every year - couple of times. Yep, bare ground! Thank Heavens this is a little down hill from me so that I can't see it! I wonder how delighted he is with
his view from his front windows . . ?
Yeah, some of them buy a horse or 2. I think the reasoning behind this is just to try to deal with whatever grows on the ground. From my perspective, a horse isn't a very good answer for weed-control. There for awhile - I thought the trend was moving towards the llama!
Besides a beast or two working as hay-burners and the guy on his mower covering 2 acres and the idiot who lays bare his land year after year - there are those who pay others to "farm" their land. They
ain't makin' any money, I can assure you. Heck, I know people who have inherited 100's of acres who don't know what the contract farmer is growing on their land! But, that's another story. One guy has about 10 acres of wheat. Oh yeah, the wheat belongs to a neighboring farmer. He farms those 10 acres for free - takes the entire crop. Unfortunately, his equipment is so large he can't get into one area of about 1/2 acre.
♪ ♫ Oh, give me forty acres and I'll turn this rig around. ♪ ♫
The property owner tried to
give that half acre to me to garden. One of a number of offers I've had like that. Some folks try to be farmers but pay for the field work. They are just trying to hold onto their land, keep it looking fairly nice and defray
some (but not all) of the costs.
You may say, "I don't want to be in 'property management' and take over mowing & trimming and all that!" Don't do it! You are only responsible for your garden - period. I don't care how old & frail the property owner is, taking care of a 2 acre lawn AND 1/2 acre of garden are 2 very separate things.
You may say, "I don't want to be a share cropper!" Don't do it! What, you are going to grow food for your family AND the property owner's family? He will be giving your produce away to the neighbors! No! You are relieving him of the labor and expense of caring for ground that is home for YOUR garden. If there is additional $ expense, like water, you can pay for that. Your job is to make your garden
pleasant to look at. Maybe you can help the property owner have his own garden by supplying plants in the spring or running his sprinklers when he takes vacations . . .
First thing you do out there in your GOOPP is find a nice comfortable place in the shade to sit down

with your picnic basket. Then, get to work!
. . . just my 2 on the topic of wishing and hoping for a large garden.
Steve