dickiebird
Garden Addicted
A little girl was sent outside to find an appropriate limb for her dad to switch her with. She was gone for the longest time, but finally came back inside, lugging a big stone. She tearfully said "I couldn't find a stick, Daddy, but I brought this rock for you to hit me with."
My version of this story is a bit different than yours, but if I repeated it on here I might get the switch, soap or belt treatment!!! or possibly all 3.
THANX RICH