WORST MOVIE EVER

[OldGuy43]

Of course, for really SciFi cheese you have to go to the early days of television. Captain Video and His Video Rangers comes immediately to mind.

 

[April Manier]

If you want a good laugh, watch Portlandia. No joke they do a great job of making fun of Portland. Try watching Portlandia Dream of the 90s on Youtube for a gret laugh of our great city here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVmq9dq6Nsg Skip the ad

 

[Smart Red]

What was the one with Elvira? "I got a reel stoopid movie tonight, but I know YOU'LL like it, because, well, turn it on! You'll see..."

Elvira never did find a worthwhile movie. They were all better for a laugh than a scream. Liked the one where the 'hero' fell asleep at a meeting of zombies. . . nope, nothing there to peak one's interest so why not grab a nap?

One show I've been waiting to see again was called "THE TINGLER". Scared the heck out of me as a 12 year old. Really would like to see it again just to see how I would handle it. Perhaps the fact that I've waited 50+ years for a re-run is a good indication of how terrible it was. If it's too awful for Elvira. . . . .

Love, Smart Red

 

[hoodat]

Remember Steve Reeves? He was a bodybuilder with no acting talent whatsoever. Some of Arnolds early movies were about as bad before he learned at least some rudimentary acting. He actually got pretty good at it later on as in the Terminator movies.

 

[897tgigvib]

even in his best movies, arnold's lines were never more than 5 words at a stretch. his best lines had 3 words in them. Easier to fit them on the cue cards...

 

[fair weather chicken]

did arnold use que cards when he was governor? syfy also ran a movie called the terminators reallly bad.

 

[OldGuy43]

Worse western ever; Buddy Goes West.
Worst kung fu movie ever; Another western, Blood Money.

Both were spaghetti westerns.

 

[digitS']

I like the movie mentioned in your signature line, OG!

Even if I identified more with the little kid than with Garth & Hub. Still, their acting . Can you imagine Michael Caine or Robert Duvall needing cue cards?

Let's cut Arnold a break, tho'. He will never be president . . .

Steve
Adult Walter: [reading his uncles' will] "The kid gets it all. Just plant us in the damn garden, next to the stupid lion."

ETA . . . (that's Edited To Add): Secondhand Lions is on YouTube. Full length . . . I didn't know they did that!

 

[joz]

I couldn't decide if "Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter" or "Expendables 2" was worse. Both are among the most terrible movies I've ever seen. And they're big-budget!

 

[April Manier]

Laughing so hard. Where do they get these ideas?

"Wow, vampires are all the rage right now and so is Abraham Lincoln!"

Writer friend replies, "You know what we should do? Make Abraham Lincoln a vampire hunter!"


This is where I have to advocate against drug use. You really are dummer on drugs!