9:30 and Already dealt With Crazy

[Nyboy]

I just had a new client come in. She dramticaly bust into my office announcing Anastasia and Charlie have arrived ! I said oh the Princess Anastasta had a King Charlies name Charlie that was with her at the end. Anastastia, said thats right He was the love of my life and I cried when they executed him. I said oh your that Anastatia. What kind of moisturizer you use, for someone over 100 you look dam good. I hope she pays by check, can't wait to see the name on her account.

 

[baymule]

Look at it this way, the loony crazy people keep things from getting boring.

We have Elvis living in our town. All these years of speculating that Elvis really didn't die and is living behind Graceland, could've come right here to my little town and found him. Elvis stands on the corner with his backpack by the Burger King and if you honk and wave, he will gift you with his "Elvis Dance."

 

[digitS']

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Did I just change my signature line to some appropriate response by an historian?? I can't remember ...

Steve
hysterical

 

[Sam BigDeer]

I just had a new client come in. She dramticaly bust into my office announcing Anastasia and Charlie have arrived ! I said oh the Princess Anastasta had a King Charlies name Charlie that was with her at the end. Anastastia, said thats right He was the love of my life and I cried when they executed him. I said oh your that Anastatia. What kind of moisturizer you use, for someone over 100 you look dam good. I hope she pays by check, can't wait to see the name on her account.

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Nyboy, I noted (actually, I was somewhat confused by) your use of the word/name, 'Anastasia' in this post... You used the word four (4) times but spelled it differently each time! Did you do that intentionally?
Sam

 

[baymule]

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Nyboy, I noted (actually, I was somewhat confused by) your use of the word/name, 'Anastasia' in this post... You used the word four (4) times but spelled it differently each time! Did you do that intentionally?
Sam

He was probably just rattled at seeing dead Russian royalty.

 

[thistlebloom]

I can't take the suspense NYboy, did she tell you what moisturizer she uses?

I'm gonna get me some of that!

 

[Ridgerunner]

The spirit of liberty is the spirit which is not too sure that it is right.....Judge Learned Hand

I think this quote is a corollary to your quote, Steve. The way I translate it is that the more sure you are that your way is the only right way and everyone else is wrong, the more likely it is that you are the one that is wrong.

We all bump into some of these loony people. One that immediately comes to mind was in suburbia. A young lady had lived in the house across the street. On occasion she's show up and shout at the house from the street out front. When we saw her we were supposed to call the owner at work, which we did. It usually wasn't long before the police showed up to take her back to her special home.

Then you have Ruthie the Duck Lady. This article described her fairly well. I love the quote, "She's not out of touch with reality; she's just not interested."

http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2008/09/ruthie_the_duck_girl_dies_of_c.html

 

[Nyboy]

Paid with cash, no name on moisturizer!! Sam thats a record even for me LOL in my defense its not a everyday name. Did I get it correct one time?

 

[canesisters]

That is TOO FUNNY!!!

I had a little bit of crazy this morning too. Went to the hardware store. Asked the older gentleman behind the counter if they had 8' T-posts. The next 5 mins went like this:

"Do we have what?"
"8' t-posts"
"I'm sorry, you're looking for posts?"
"Yes"
"What kind?"
"T-posts"
blank look....
"Fence posts - the metal ones."
"Oh! T-posts!"
"Yes! Do you have them?"
"We have a couple different ones, which ones do you want?"
"Do you have any 8' long"
'Any what?"
"T-posts... 8' long... do you have any 8' long t-posts?"
"Nope."
"Fine. I need some concrete too. What size bags to you have?"
"Only 4' and 6'"
..blank look..... "No, concrete. What size bags of concrete do you have?"
"Concrete?"
"... yes.."
"80lb bags."
"Nothing smaller?"
"Nope."
"Ok. I'll need 3."
"What size?"
"Huh?"
"What size bags do you want?"
"... um... what size do you have?" (Starting to catch on to this 'game')
"60lb and 80lb."
"You have 60lb bags and 80lb bags?"
"Yes"
"I'll take 5 of the 60lb bags"
"Anything else"
"I don't think I could stand anything else."
blank look.....
"No, thank you, I don't need anything else today."

 

[Sam BigDeer]

Paid with cash, no name on moisturizer!! Sam thats a record even for me LOL in my defense its not a everyday name. Did I get it correct one time?

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Chuckle, chuckle, Yes, if you had 'Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia' in mind, your first spelling
was the correct one... I wasn't sure of the spelling myself until I 'googled' it..
Sam