so lucky
Garden Master
Our neighbors across the street are getting up there in years (my age), and their driving has slowed down to the point of being a local hazard. The man's father was the same way, holding up traffic for the mile trip from his house to theirs, then slowing down to about 1 mile per hour to make the turn into the driveway.
Now we see them making the same dangerous decisions, turning into their drive right in front of a string of oncoming traffic, or pulling out into traffic at the last minute and poking along. Traffic moves about 65 mph in the area. Not 15 mph.
It's not like they don't realize they were at fault; horns blaring, middle finger salutes, squalling brakes behind them lets them know.
We still have black skid marks from a year ago where a big panel truck had to leave the road to keep from plowing into the lady sloooooly turning in. He drove through our field and back up on the highway like an off-road champion. I was sure that truck would go over on its side.
Between these people driving like Mr Magoo on tranquilizers, and the other neighbors adopting dogs for the sole purpose of letting them get run over, I feel like we need to put up signs to name this stretch of highway. Maybe "Danger Alley" or "Highway of Incompetents".
Now we see them making the same dangerous decisions, turning into their drive right in front of a string of oncoming traffic, or pulling out into traffic at the last minute and poking along. Traffic moves about 65 mph in the area. Not 15 mph.
It's not like they don't realize they were at fault; horns blaring, middle finger salutes, squalling brakes behind them lets them know.
We still have black skid marks from a year ago where a big panel truck had to leave the road to keep from plowing into the lady sloooooly turning in. He drove through our field and back up on the highway like an off-road champion. I was sure that truck would go over on its side.
Between these people driving like Mr Magoo on tranquilizers, and the other neighbors adopting dogs for the sole purpose of letting them get run over, I feel like we need to put up signs to name this stretch of highway. Maybe "Danger Alley" or "Highway of Incompetents".