Garden humor thread..

baymule

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Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and its our job to stomp on them and
keep them in the dark until they mature into
something youd want to have dinner with.

:lol: :gig :lol: :gig
 

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baymule said:
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and its our job to stomp on them and
keep them in the dark until they mature into
something youd want to have dinner with.

:lol: :gig :lol: :gig
You do know the other half?

Both start out as grapes, men as they age become fine wine.

Women, turn into vinegar......

I didn't type that did I?
 

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seedcorn said:
baymule said:
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and its our job to stomp on them and
keep them in the dark until they mature into
something youd want to have dinner with.

:lol: :gig :lol: :gig
You do know the other half?

Both start out as grapes, men as they age become fine wine.

Women, turn into vinegar......

I didn't type that did I?
A high end aged balsamic vinegar, ..................... sweet and deep w/ a bite! lol
 

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Kassaundra said:
seedcorn said:
baymule said:
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and its our job to stomp on them and
keep them in the dark until they mature into
something youd want to have dinner with.

:lol: :gig :lol: :gig
You do know the other half?

Both start out as grapes, men as they age become fine wine.

Women, turn into vinegar......

I didn't type that did I?
A high end aged balsamic vinegar, ..................... sweet and deep w/ a bite! lol
Nice twist... Touch
 
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