Garden humor thread..

[desertlady]

http://www.theeasygarden.com/forum/uploads/8098_let_me_in.jpg

my dogs do this to me all the time ! grrrrr!!

 

[desertlady]

http://www.theeasygarden.com/forum/uploads/8098_shame.jpg

this apply to city folks! LOL!! They think milk comes from store too !

 

[ducks4you]

I might get in trouble for this but, what the heck. These are carrots I pulled just this morning and they answer the question of "Where do baby carrots come from?"

click here

Kind of adds a whole new meaning to garden porn huh? Dew asked me what I was teaching those veggies out there

Edited to make it a link...Ridge is right, it's a family site.

I've pulled some of them myself. =b

 

[baymule]

WHY do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

WHY do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

WHY do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

WHY don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

WHY is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

WHY don't sheep shrink when it rains but our sweaters do?

WHY are they called apartments when they are all stuck together

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

WHY are storms with male names called hurricanes and not HIMicanes?

 

[desertlady]

baymule you got me scratching my head !!

 

[dewdropsinwv]

those are great Baymule!!!!

 

[bj taylor]

bay, those were great headscratchers

 

[Carol Dee]

Phonics at work?

 

[so lucky]

I love that! Zookeene!

 

[bj taylor]

my favorite is 'qcomebur'