Garden humor thread..

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And for all us who like to have pun....

 

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And one of my favorites....

 

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And one for NYboy...

 

[aftermidnight]

Anyone give their garden a name, I did.


This is why...

Leave the garden for a few days and my rabbiting spade almost disappeared .

 

[Nyboy]

Bee I had a client ask me if i was making a planter out of the truck !!!!

 

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@aftermidnight ,

"Some people, were born to sit by a river. Some get struck by lightning. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people, dance."

Steve
& maybe F. Scott Fitzgerald, or some other guy

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Pulsegleaner]

The jumping cow stories remined me of when we headed back home after vising my sister at college in Philadelphia. Somewhere around Mid New Jersey there was a HUGE traffic snarl that stopped everyone. This was probably simply a moving traffic thing. However as I looked out the window into a culvert by the roadside (next to what I think was a farm), I could not help but note that on OUR side of the fence was a seriously big goat or sheep, of a seriously old type breed (one of those shaggy kinds with the huge pointy horns that one associates with Satanic symbols) casually strolling up towards the road.

 

[canesisters]

Ok, enough of that - Back to the Garden Humor!!

"The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig."
- Texas Bix Bender, Don't Throw in the Trowel

Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.

My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign.
Together we make mud.
- Rodney Dangerfield

What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.

How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.

"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."
- George Bush, U.S. President, 1990

Why do cowboys always die with their boots on?
So they won't stub their toes when they kick the bucket.

What do you call a stolen yam?
A hot potato.

"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows."
- Doug Larson

Everyone has these on their face?
Tulips

"I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide."
- Jerry Seinfeld

Why did the horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys.

What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots?
String beans.

"What did the carrot say to the wheat?
Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet."
- Shel Silverstein