Garden humor thread..

[journey11]

Snakes are one thing that doesn't scare me. I want to get Ava a corn snake one of these days (when she's old enough to take care of it), but really it's because I want one too. They come in all sorts of pretty colors, over 70 colors/patterns!

 

[Nyboy]

Once when it was a slow day, the guys where doing some yard clean up. They where cleaning leaves up around foundation plantings. It was a nice day I had main door open with just screen door closed. I was at my desk when a lady client come in, we where chatting away when she asked who did the snake belong to. I said what snake? She said the one in on the floor, I thought must have a cocktail or 2 at lunch she seeing things. I stood up and peered over the desk, on the floor was a snake !!! Next thing I knew I was standing on my desk screaming for the guys outside for help. Client said stop being a baby its harmless she picked it up and bought outside. Her brother had them for pets when young. She told me I looked like the cartoon of the elephant freaking out over a mouse!

 

[thistlebloom]

THAT is funny!!

 

[majorcatfish]

hum........ reminds me of an older post about 2 grown men running from a big spider.....

 

[Nyboy]

I like spiders

 

[baymule]

@Nyboy that is better than a joke!! So funny!!

 

[baymule]

 

[Pulsegleaner]

Reminds me of what happened when I was invited to my first teenage party. They said I could come if I could bring some Mary Jane. For some reason, they were not happy when I showed up to the party with one of my sister's old dress shoes...........

 

[thistlebloom]

Good one Pulsegleaner!

 

[Carol Dee]

So Sweet.... Wish these where mine.