Garden humor thread..
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baymule
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I despise droopy pants. What makes these idiots think we want to admire their underwear? I just want to slap their teeth out.
Carol Dee
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LOL - I have several funny droopy pants stories
And as I loose weight my pants begin to sag and the crotch hangs low, it is so UNCOMFORTABLE and a bother. How can they even stand it?
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Carol Dee
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Sam BigDeer
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Very sad story..
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Very moving .....
I love this story. Lay down whatever is bothering you, breathe in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story.
Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life.
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service
was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.
There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.
I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.
And as I played "Amazing Grace", the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen anything like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
Apparently, I'm still lost,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, it's a man thing.
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Love to all, Sam...........
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Very moving .....
I love this story. Lay down whatever is bothering you, breathe in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story.
Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life.
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service
was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.
There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.
I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.
And as I played "Amazing Grace", the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen anything like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
Apparently, I'm still lost,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, it's a man thing.
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Love to all, Sam...........
Carol Dee
Garden Master
digitS'
Garden Master
Carol Dee
Garden Master
Oh Boy this say what I have been thinking about some people around here this week... and now that IA has legalized them
journey11
Garden Master
Oh Boy this say what I have been thinking about some people around here this week... and now that IA has legalized them
WV has legalized the big ones now too. We are seldom dry enough to worry about forest fire, but I hate to hear of people getting injured on them.
