Garden humor thread..
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Carol Dee
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you are a stinker 
LOL
LOL
thistlebloom
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I can't believe you don't remember. It was from all the zigging and zagging he did trying to avoid the wooden spoon.
Carol Dee
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aren't you clever?
Ridgerunner
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Doctor: Hagar, stop buying booze. Stay out of the bakery shop. No more pizza with the works. And avoid the ice cream parlor.
Hagar: Will all that keep me healthy?
Doctor: Yes with all the money you save you'll be able to afford the medicine you need.
From Hagar the Horrible
Car Owner: The Desoto is making a weird knocking sound. What does it sound like to you?
Auto Mechanic; Opportunity
From Shoe
Commencement Speaker: It's hard to believe that just four short years ago you were little bitty ninth-graders who knew almost no literature, math, science, or history, and now you're taller.
From Millard Filmore
Hagar: Will all that keep me healthy?
Doctor: Yes with all the money you save you'll be able to afford the medicine you need.
From Hagar the Horrible
Car Owner: The Desoto is making a weird knocking sound. What does it sound like to you?
Auto Mechanic; Opportunity
From Shoe
Commencement Speaker: It's hard to believe that just four short years ago you were little bitty ninth-graders who knew almost no literature, math, science, or history, and now you're taller.
From Millard Filmore
Carol Dee
Garden Master
Carol Dee
Garden Master
I saw this shirt on a Dad at the local festival today.
Carol Dee
Garden Master
Here is a T-shirt I wanted to get DH but passed on it as he has NO humor.
