Garden humor thread..

[lcertuche]

 

[Carol Dee]

you are a stinker LOL

 

[thistlebloom]

no no sweetheart.. you people from iowa are good
was just posting a photo of @seedcorn while he lived with mom 40 years ago....... why she called him ziggy back then who knows.

I can't believe you don't remember. It was from all the zigging and zagging he did trying to avoid the wooden spoon.

 

[Carol Dee]

I can't believe you don't remember. It was from all the zigging and zagging he did trying to avoid the wooden spoon.

aren't you clever?

 

[Ridgerunner]

Doctor: Hagar, stop buying booze. Stay out of the bakery shop. No more pizza with the works. And avoid the ice cream parlor.
Hagar: Will all that keep me healthy?
Doctor: Yes with all the money you save you'll be able to afford the medicine you need.
From Hagar the Horrible

Car Owner: The Desoto is making a weird knocking sound. What does it sound like to you?
Auto Mechanic; Opportunity
From Shoe

Commencement Speaker: It's hard to believe that just four short years ago you were little bitty ninth-graders who knew almost no literature, math, science, or history, and now you're taller.
From Millard Filmore

 

[lcertuche]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

I saw this shirt on a Dad at the local festival today.

 

[Carol Dee]

Here is a T-shirt I wanted to get DH but passed on it as he has NO humor.

 

[lcertuche]

DH needs this!