Garden humor thread..

thistlebloom

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no no sweetheart.. you people from iowa are good
was just posting a photo of @seedcorn while he lived with mom 40 years ago....... why she called him ziggy back then who knows.

I can't believe you don't remember. It was from all the zigging and zagging he did trying to avoid the wooden spoon.
 

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Doctor: Hagar, stop buying booze. Stay out of the bakery shop. No more pizza with the works. And avoid the ice cream parlor.
Hagar: Will all that keep me healthy?
Doctor: Yes with all the money you save you'll be able to afford the medicine you need.
From Hagar the Horrible

Car Owner: The Desoto is making a weird knocking sound. What does it sound like to you?
Auto Mechanic; Opportunity
From Shoe

Commencement Speaker: It's hard to believe that just four short years ago you were little bitty ninth-graders who knew almost no literature, math, science, or history, and now you're taller.
From Millard Filmore
 

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