Garden humor thread..

majorcatfish

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......................................old native american proverb..............................................................

horse raise tail
salesmen open mouth




same thing comes out
 

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''This morning I am driving across a busy, dangerous intersection when I see a dog, a big one, in the middle of the intersection, with cars driving around him, almost hitting him.

''I hit the brakes, jump out and open my back door of the car. I call the dog over, afraid for his safety.

''Then a trucker slows down, rolls his window and says calmly, 'That's a coyote. …' ''
 
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