Garden humor thread..

Pulsegleaner

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Something very similar happened to me a few days ago. While we were driving, a coyote or dog peeled off down the side of the road and then ran a marathon on the highway along the reservoir before turning up the road to Pocantico. Never did figure out what it was in such a hurry for or why it was out in the day (it seemed to be running too healthily to be sick).
 

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''This morning I am driving across a busy, dangerous intersection when I see a dog, a big one, in the middle of the intersection, with cars driving around him, almost hitting him.

''I hit the brakes, jump out and open my back door of the car. I call the dog over, afraid for his safety.

''Then a trucker slows down, rolls his window and says calmly, 'That's a coyote. …' ''

Hahaha! Good one Ridge!
 

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Something very similar happened to me a few days ago. While we were driving, a coyote or dog peeled off down the side of the road and then ran a marathon on the highway along the reservoir before turning up the road to Pocantico. Never did figure out what it was in such a hurry for or why it was out in the day (it seemed to be running too healthily to be sick).

i've only seen coyotes in the daytime here twice in over 20yrs here and both times they were high-tailing it across an open field. i know they are around, just rarely see them.
 

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I understand they can get too 5hick but here when people hunt them, coons, ground hogs, etc explode causing 10X mor damage than coyotes ever do.
 

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