Garden humor thread..

[valley ranch]

We knew this was coming :

Male weightlifter Mary Gregory sets records in women's weightlifting. Instagram screenshot.
On Sunday, a biological man who identifies as a woman took the Masters world records for women's squat, women's bench press, and women's deadlift. A female Olympian responded by condemning the "pointless, unfair playing field" where biological women are beaten by biological men who identify as transgender women.

https://pjmedia.com/trending/trans-...mpian-decries-pointless-unfair-playing-field/

 

[valley ranch]

Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was black as soot ~ and ~ everywhere that mary went his sooty foot he put ```

 

[seedcorn]

For @bobm

 

[bobm]

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For @bobm

Yup... poor little rich kid bored from playing video games now playing farmer on his new hobby farm but not making a profit ...

 

[Ridgerunner]

Shopper #1 - Isn't that Mike holding hands with a girl?

Shopper #2. Yes, it is!

Shopper #1 - They look so cute! Who is she? How long have they been going together?

Shopper #2 - How should I know, I'm his mother.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

If you live anywhere it is too wet right now, these are NOT real Funny. We can chuckle later.

 

[seedcorn]

All funny and apply to a lot of states....unfortunately we will pay for this spring with higher food prices. A lot of farmers are looking into “prevented planting” with their crop insurance.

 

[digitS']

Shopper #2 - How should I know, I'm his mother.

A mother that doesn’t meddle!!!

Could be different in other areas of the world - difference between meddling and conspiring.

Steve