Garden humor thread..

[canesisters]

I lied on forty acres in Oklahoma for about 20 years and it was still known as, "The old Evans place".

You must've been telling some WOPPERS if people named the land after you.

 

[Ridgerunner]

He - I walked into this room for a reason and now I can't remember why.

She - To find out you're getting old and are now on the long slow road to the nursing home.

He - That wasn't it!

she - How would you know?

 

[flowerbug]

He - I walked into this room for a reason and now I can't remember why.

She - To find out you're getting old and are now on the long slow road to the nursing home.

He - That wasn't it!

she - How would you know?

this would be funnier if i remembered why i was laughing...

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Ridgerunner]

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Cute, but so the people calling in are more assured they are paying their own bills instead of a stranger's bill.

 

[digitS']

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[digitS']

I've done that, @Carol Dee ! Only it's usually my keys and they are in my hand.

My shoulders can't carry a phone that way.

Besides, my ears don't work well enuf to hear what is being said, anyhow! (See Firefly carrying a flashlight above ...)

Steve