Garden humor thread..

[flowerbug]

I was bitten by a deer.

Now every full moon I turn into a weredoe..

(i thought you were a dude, dude...) j/k. still funny...

 

[Zeedman]

I was bitten by a deer.

Now every full moon I turn into a weredoe..

Or a doe-nut by day.

 

[Dirtmechanic]

Pardon the blasphemy..

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[digitS']

Pardon the blasphemy..

This reminded me of @Ridgerunner 's thought for the day about verbal mannerisms and habits:

"Here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English." ~ William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor

Steve

 

[Dirtmechanic]

This reminded me of @Ridgerunner 's thought for the day about verbal mannerisms and habits:

"Here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English." ~ William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor

Steve

Yep. I remind myself of the ancient comments about someone knowing just enough to screw everything up.

 

[flowerbug]

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as a kid, no problem, now, wet shoes... lol

 

[Ridgerunner]

He - Never go to bed angry,

She - I'm not angry.

He - That's a relief. Good night.

She - I'm disappointed, annoyed, frustrated.....

 

[Ridgerunner]

#1 - What are you doing with that remote?

#2 - Trying to fast forward past the election.

 

[digitS']