Garden humor thread..

[flowerbug]

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I apologize for making a connection between squid, politicians, Mohommad and ink before you have had your coffee.

i'm pretty sure that this thread snuck into my head and influenced my coinkydink reply to another thread... all. your.. fault...

 

[flowerbug]

No need to apologize, we could all use a little dose of levity. Check that, better make it a BIG dose.

MAGADOSE

 

[Zeedman]

Long day tomorrow, so it's MEGADOZE for me. ZZZZzzzzzz....

 

[digitS']

There's no longer much need for me to be an earlyriser but, you know, habits ... However!

1) Sad? There's a nap for that.
2) Tired? There's a nap for that.
3) Angry? There's a nap for that.

Life Hacks

Steve

 

[Ridgerunner]

One Sunday the preacher mentioned it was his anniversary, and that he had had 15 wonderful years of marriage.

His young daughter, sitting on the front row, said, 'But Dad, you've been married 20 years.' He replied, Yes, but 5 weren't that good.

 

[valley ranch]

That's about the size of it ```

 

[Marie2020]

Pardon the blasphemy..
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Joke this may be, but very true

 

[Ridgerunner]

Something I've learned with maturity. When Nature calls, answer on the first ring.

 

[valley ranch]

 

[Ridgerunner]

He - I just listened to you rattle off TEN complaints about me, Can we just move on?

She - Yes. Number Eleven...