Garden humor thread..

[Zeedman]

Son (while his mom is gardening with ear buds) - What are you listening to Mom?

Mom - It's an old Tony Bennett album.

Son - What's he singing about?

Mom - Leaving his heart in San Francisco.

Son (aside to his sister) - Mom's into some pretty dark stuff.

The son must think Tony Bennett is OG (Original Goth).

 

[Marie2020]

Son (while his mom is gardening with ear buds) - What are you listening to Mom?

Mom - It's an old Tony Bennett album.

Son - What's he singing about?

Mom - Leaving his heart in San Francisco.

Son (aside to his sister) - Mom's into some pretty dark stuff.

Now I know I'm old

 

[digitS']

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I see by the "patient chart" on his bed that his name was,

Chip.

digitS'

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

How? Just .... how !

 

[flowerbug]

How? Just .... how !
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looks like someone needed a time-out.

 

[Dirtmechanic]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Dirtmechanic]

This is how to camoflage.