Garden humor thread..

[Marie2020]

Speaking of looks.

Can anything compare?

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And very tasty in stews

 

[so lucky]

I keep reading about people's memories. I don't want to brag, but after all my years my memory is so good I can remember things that never happened.

That is what my husband does. I never know whether to correct his false memories or let them lie.

 

[Dirtmechanic]

Doctor: I had to remove your appendix.

JRR Tolkien: But that is where I explain why dwarves hate elves!

 

[majorcatfish]

 

[Dirtmechanic]

I just bought a pair of spider silk trousers.



They look great but the fly keeps getting stuck.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Zeedman]

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... within 6 feet of me, in my one mental blind spot, laughing at my frustration.

(Inanimate objects have the worst sense of humor.)

 

[Zeedman]

C'mon, admit it... those of you in Texas must be thinking this right about now.

 

[Marie2020]

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My good lady, I didn't think you knew me as well as this