Garden humor thread..

[Dirtmechanic]

Hey, what do you call a murder in Greece?



A feta-lity!

 

[Pulsegleaner]

Hey, what do you call a murder in Greece?



A feta-lity!

And when the murderer admits his guilt and asks for mercy it's a feta-con-plea

 

[Collector]

I see Carol Dee ...



Mistakes. I make so many that others' don't usually make me laugh. I just think that the person went off course or is witless and, probably, best ignored. This, however, was just too much!

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This artist may be a drinker lol.

 

[Artichoke Lover]

How? Just .... how !
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My rooster pulled off something similar this week.

 

[Ridgerunner]

I bought a daily planner. This way I can keep track of all the things I should have done.

 

[thistlebloom]

My rooster pulled off something similar this week.View attachment 39097

Is that a hot tub?

 

[Dirtmechanic]

 

[digitS']

This is the same dog who claimed that a never seen before breed of poultry had come to Europe from ..

. Turkey.

Right?

 

[Zeedman]

My rooster pulled off something similar this week.View attachment 39097

KFC Instruction Manual
Bucket of chicken: Step One (see illustration).

 

[valley ranch]