Garden humor thread..

[Zeedman]

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Been there, done that - especially after a long busy day. Hard to decide sometimes whether you should pick it, or just kick it.

 

[flowerbug]

Been there, done that - especially after a long busy day. Hard to decide sometimes whether you should pick it, or just kick it.

grab it with your toes or hook it with your foot and flip it up so you can catch it. or it goes somewhere you can't find it until your next shower or you glance in a mirror...

 

[Zeedman]

grab it with your toes or hook it with your foot and flip it up so you can catch it. or it goes somewhere you can't find it until your next shower or you glance in a mirror...

Or until DW gives me THAT LOOK.

 

[Dirtmechanic]

Or until DW gives me THAT LOOK.

Yeah. I know that look.

 

[Ridgerunner]

I keep meaning to fix that leaking faucet. I keep meaning to finish my book. I keep meaning to call my mother. Is this what they mean by a "meaningful" life?

 

[flowerbug]

I keep meaning to fix that leaking faucet. I keep meaning to finish my book. I keep meaning to call my mother. Is this what they mean by a "meaningful" life?

i've always found the phrase "I'm fixin' ..." to be quite overly optimistic.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Husband's phone call: "Honey, it's me. I don't want to alarm you, but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and Xrays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. However, I have three broken ribs and a compound fracture in my left leg. ...''

Wife's response: "Who is Paula?' ''

 

[Ridgerunner]

Caller: My problem is, every time I make a sandwich, it turns
out too dry.

Receptionist: I'm sorry, sir, that's not what we do here at the Mayo Clinic
.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[digitS']

I thought that this was fun and hope @Artichoke Lover does too :


Arti the Artichoke,
Mascot of the Scottsdale (AZ) Community College