Garden humor thread..

[Pulsegleaner]

Someone came up to me with an offer to invest in a company that would sell Japanese citrus dipping sauce. Of course I refused; I know better than to be involved in a Ponzu scheme.

 

[Zeedman]

Someone came up to me with an offer to invest in a company that would sell Japanese citrus dipping sauce. Of course I refused; I know better than to be involved in a Ponzu scheme.

Delayed reaction, I had to look that one up. You made me learn & laugh at the same time.

 

[digitS']

Japanese citrus dipping sauce. Of course I refused; I know better than to be involved in a Ponzu scheme.

I'm sure that it was the best decision, just for the saké of your own peace of mind.

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don't throw things. It took me awhile to come up with that!

Steve

 

[flowerbug]

I went out and had a steak dinner with my parents. They started to argue over whether to have roast potato or french fries. They asked me but I could not pick a side.

steak fries are my usual choice if they don't have something else (i'd go a large salad instead).

 

[Dirtmechanic]

steak fries are my usual choice if they don't have something else (i'd go a large salad instead).

There wasn't mushroom to choose.

 

[Dirtmechanic]

 

[Zeedman]

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If that isn't the right tool, why are those screws grooved on the outside?

 

[Dirtmechanic]

If that isn't the right tool, why are those screws grooved on the outside?

Same reason a knife tip fits a phillips head screw.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Dirtmechanic]

Wait for it...