Garden humor thread..

Pulsegleaner

Garden Master
Joined
Apr 18, 2014
Messages
3,549
Reaction score
6,978
Points
306
Location
Lower Hudson Valley, New York
That sort of depends. If you define a violet as "One of several species in the genus Viola ", then they don't necessarily have to be. There are lavender violets, bright purple violets, pink violets, white violets, even yellow violets. Heck Viola soraria, The common blue violet (i.e. the one most of the people in this country have growing in their yards, and hence the one most of us would probably think of*), comes in purple, white, confederate (white with a purple eye in the middle). Delft (white with purple freckles) and so on.

That actually reminds me of an interesting tidbit, apparently, the world and concept of "orange" (as in the color), didn't exist in Western languages until oranges (the fruit) were introduced. (despite the fact that there are plenty of orange things that would have already been familiar to them.)

Oh, and in traditional Chinese and Japanese speech, "blue" and "green" are considered the same color. In fact, Japanese people refer to the green light in a traffic light as blue, even though it's the same color as ours are.

*As opposed to Europe, where they would probably think of the Parma violet, Viola odorata (the one that actually is the SMELL/TASTE "violet")
 
Last edited:

Pulsegleaner

Garden Master
Joined
Apr 18, 2014
Messages
3,549
Reaction score
6,978
Points
306
Location
Lower Hudson Valley, New York
Two of my favorite Churchill-isms (warning second one is a little dirty)

Churchill and de Gaulle were at the White House, meeting with Roosevelt. De Gaulle was gushing about how much the Americans were helping Europe in WWII. He said "We should kiss Roosevelt on both cheeks!".

Churchill paused a minute then said "Yes, but not on all four."

Churchill was on the toilet in his private bathroom one day, when his secretary came in "Sir, he said, the Lord Privy Seal is here to see you"

Churchill yelled back "Tell the Lord Privy Seal I'm sealed in the privy, and can only deal with one **** at a time!"
 

flowerbug

Garden Master
Joined
Oct 15, 2017
Messages
16,908
Reaction score
26,450
Points
427
Location
mid-Michigan, USoA
Two of my favorite Churchill-isms (warning second one is a little dirty)

Churchill and de Gaulle were at the White House, meeting with Roosevelt. De Gaulle was gushing about how much the Americans were helping Europe in WWII. He said "We should kiss Roosevelt on both cheeks!".

Churchill paused a minute then said "Yes, but not on all four."

Churchill was on the toilet in his private bathroom one day, when his secretary came in "Sir, he said, the Lord Privy Seal is here to see you"

Churchill yelled back "Tell the Lord Privy Seal I'm sealed in the privy, and can only deal with one **** at a time!"

peas tell the pot pie joke as i've not found it after searching, if it is a bit crusty around the edges that's ok, we're a pretty well-seasoned bunch here and not too chicken about hearing it. tanks! :)
 

Pulsegleaner

Garden Master
Joined
Apr 18, 2014
Messages
3,549
Reaction score
6,978
Points
306
Location
Lower Hudson Valley, New York
peas tell the pot pie joke as i've not found it after searching, if it is a bit crusty around the edges that's ok, we're a pretty well-seasoned bunch here and not too chicken about hearing it. tanks! :)
Not surprised you haven't found it. As I said, it is a VERY old joke, as in it dates from the 1800's (or maybe earlier). I only know it because Dover Books publishes (or did publish) a re-print of a 19th century joke and riddle book. (I think it was called 1000 Riddles, Enigmas and Conundrums).

Anyhow, the answer to "Why is a chicken pot pie like a gunsmith's shop?" is "Because they both have fowl-in-pieces." (fowling pieces are a kind of small gun used for bird hunting back then.)

Another one (the only other one I remember that wasn't a rebus, and hence unshowable here [since I can't draw])
was

"Why will a one winged chicken always fight with a two winged chicken?"

"Because there is a difference of a pinion between them."
 

Carol Dee

Garden Master
Joined
Apr 28, 2011
Messages
13,159
Reaction score
21,310
Points
437
Location
Long Grove, IA
260321069_10166726004905377_5627667010482838896_n.jpg
 

digitS'

Garden Master
Joined
Dec 13, 2007
Messages
26,689
Reaction score
32,365
Points
457
Location
border, ID/WA(!)
Rebus?

I drive drive a small Sub.a.r.u.

In a busy parking lot: When I have to assert myself in reverse out of a parking space I tell my car, "u r a bus!" Works every time.

digitS'
i'll stop ... ;)
 

Ridgerunner

Garden Master
Joined
Mar 20, 2009
Messages
8,229
Reaction score
10,062
Points
397
Location
Southeast Louisiana Zone 9A
A police helicopter hovering overhead spotted a speeder and reported him to a trooper in a car, who chased down the offender. As the trooper was writing a ticket, the offender asked, ''How did you catch me? I didn't see any cars.''

The trooper, still writing, pointed to the sky.

The driver cried, ''Come on, man; GOD didn't tell you!''
 
Top