Garden humor thread..

[Dirtmechanic]

It looks like something to do with the differential just off the top of my head!

An old school pencil sharpener insides. I got fooled at first because I was thinking forced air like a supercharger:

 

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[Dahlia]

An old school pencil sharpener insides. I got fooled at first because I was thinking forced air like a supercharger:View attachment 48760View attachment 48761

Lol!

 

[Ridgerunner]

She - What's that book you are reading?

He - It's about body building.

She - Body building is good. What's it called?

He - Frankenstein

 

[digitS']

They should have shown Gardening tan lines but I'm not too sure how to pose a model with the burnt lower arms and the red neck, facing backwards !??

(i've have saved this photo for several weeks and every time i look at it - i think of @Ridgerunner )

 

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[Pulsegleaner]

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Ah yes, so true. Spinach shrinks massively when you cook it, potatoes expand massively (or why we never seem to be able to make just enough potatoes to make potato salad for three people without significant leftovers.)

 

[Pulsegleaner]

A comic scene from a fantasy story I'm working on (warning, you'll need to know a little Gaelic to get one of the jokes.)
This bit involves someone who is trying to convince someone else that someone who works in their office is in fact a fairy (as in the Midsummer Night's Dream" kind).

"No you don't understand, Eubury's fae, he's a fairy."

"Now now, you know we don't discriminate against homosexuals at this company."

"No, I mean he is a sidhe*"

"We don't discriminate against the transgenderd either."


*Sidhe in Gaelic is pronounced "she".

 

[Ridgerunner]

Happy Fourh of July

Where's the T

In Boston Harbor

 

[digitS']

Reminded me of my friend in 4-H when I was a kid, @Ridgerunner .

Sally FourH ..

. and Get It Done!