Garden humor thread..

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It looks like something to do with the differential just off the top of my head!
An old school pencil sharpener insides. I got fooled at first because I was thinking forced air like a supercharger:
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A comic scene from a fantasy story I'm working on (warning, you'll need to know a little Gaelic to get one of the jokes.)
This bit involves someone who is trying to convince someone else that someone who works in their office is in fact a fairy (as in the Midsummer Night's Dream" kind).

"No you don't understand, Eubury's fae, he's a fairy."

"Now now, you know we don't discriminate against homosexuals at this company."

"No, I mean he is a sidhe*"

"We don't discriminate against the transgenderd either."


*Sidhe in Gaelic is pronounced "she".
 

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