Pulsegleaner
Garden Master
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Based on a premise from Whose Line Is It Anyway?, The following conversation made up entirely of song titles (yes, these are all real, I checked)
Scene, the lobby of a hotel. A businessman is sitting there, waiting for a fellow businessmen to take to dinner. The businessman enters.
Businessman: "Mr. Wendell?"
Wendell: "You Can Call Me Al."
Businessman: "Waiting Too Long?"
Wendell (shrugging): "Half A Moment".
Wendell" "Who Told You About Me? Elenenor Rigby?"
Businessman: "Mrs. Robinson".
Wendell" "I Don't Know Her Name."
Businessman: "Jolene."
Wendell: "Sylvia's Mother!"
Businessman: "Exactly".
Wendell: "Be Her Long?"
Businessman shakes his head.
Businessman: "Tomorrow, I'll Be Gone". "Leaving On A Jet Plane."
Wendell: "Hungry?"
Businessman: "Hungry Like The Wolf!"
Wendell: "What Are You Hungry For?"
Businessman: "Tea for Two." "Sukiyaki."
Wendel nods, takes out his phone and dials.
Wendell: "Operator."
Waits a few seconds.
Wendell: "House of the Rising Sun."
Waits a few seconds more, then takes out a piece of paper to write down the phone number.
Wendell: "Two-Ten, Six-Eighteen, Ten Forty-Four."
Hangs up dials the number. Waits a few seconds then looks confused. Checks number again. Then slaps his head when he realizes what he has done wrong.
Wendell (re-dialing): "ONE!"
Waits a few more seconds, then beings to speak.
Wendell: "Table For Two." (few more seconds) "Tonight, At Eight."
Nods, then hangs up. Turns to business man.
Wendell: "Call Me A Cab."
Businessman goes off, comes back in a few seconds.
Businessman: "The Taxi's Waiting." "Shall We Go?"
Wendell (getting up) "Ready When You Are."
They walk out.
END.
Scene, the lobby of a hotel. A businessman is sitting there, waiting for a fellow businessmen to take to dinner. The businessman enters.
Businessman: "Mr. Wendell?"
Wendell: "You Can Call Me Al."
Businessman: "Waiting Too Long?"
Wendell (shrugging): "Half A Moment".
Wendell" "Who Told You About Me? Elenenor Rigby?"
Businessman: "Mrs. Robinson".
Wendell" "I Don't Know Her Name."
Businessman: "Jolene."
Wendell: "Sylvia's Mother!"
Businessman: "Exactly".
Wendell: "Be Her Long?"
Businessman shakes his head.
Businessman: "Tomorrow, I'll Be Gone". "Leaving On A Jet Plane."
Wendell: "Hungry?"
Businessman: "Hungry Like The Wolf!"
Wendell: "What Are You Hungry For?"
Businessman: "Tea for Two." "Sukiyaki."
Wendel nods, takes out his phone and dials.
Wendell: "Operator."
Waits a few seconds.
Wendell: "House of the Rising Sun."
Waits a few seconds more, then takes out a piece of paper to write down the phone number.
Wendell: "Two-Ten, Six-Eighteen, Ten Forty-Four."
Hangs up dials the number. Waits a few seconds then looks confused. Checks number again. Then slaps his head when he realizes what he has done wrong.
Wendell (re-dialing): "ONE!"
Waits a few more seconds, then beings to speak.
Wendell: "Table For Two." (few more seconds) "Tonight, At Eight."
Nods, then hangs up. Turns to business man.
Wendell: "Call Me A Cab."
Businessman goes off, comes back in a few seconds.
Businessman: "The Taxi's Waiting." "Shall We Go?"
Wendell (getting up) "Ready When You Are."
They walk out.
END.
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