Once in the city we had a neighbor, a pensioner. He was always peeping and eavesdropping. And he do not even hide it. But my husband and i quiet neighbors, without scandals. A neighbor had boredom. Then for some reason he began to tell everyone that we are cunning. Perhaps, he thought, that we are fighting, but in silence.
When I was 8 or 9 years old, my grandmother had a very scandalous neighbors in the village. On the one hand it was a harmful old woman, and on the other - the same man. They did not like all. Children and dogs irritated them the most. One day the lady kicked my dog. Then the "clever idea" came to my head. I noticed that the woman in the evening to wash her pants large size and hang them out to dry in his yard at night. I decided to at night to steal her panties and hang on a rope in the courtyard of an old man - a neighbor. I honestly thought it was very funny. But the pants were hanging in front of the window. At night I took my father's spinning, climbed on her fence, then on the barn. I unwound fishing line and picked up her panties on a fishing hook. But the trousers were tightly pressed against the rope with the help of clips. I started tugging. And then (oh, horror!), The hook broke and remained in her trousers. I do not know what it was when she dress them in the morning.
I did better then leave a note. A friend and I one day was going though a outbuilding filled with junk, we found a old riding mower. We hauled it out and up to the house. When I sprayed all the dirt and mouse poop off we could see it was rusted piece of junk. I ended up giving the guy who cut the grass money to haul mower to the dump. For some reason he never got around to taking it and it sat in driveway for a few months I got a unsigned note about the eye saw in my driveway and doing something about it. That afternoon I had to go to hardware store. When I walked in 1st thing I saw was a table with all clearance paint. I picked up 3 cans of neon pink spray paint for $1 a can. I went home and painted mower neon pink Then left it for a week before having it hauled away.