897tgigvib
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ach, got me going all Scottish Neanderthal now.
ooygh, it wasn't all that guys, in fact there was not one mean word in it, either intendifloobricated nor hyperbolificated!!!
It was just voicing concerns about what happens to some, all the master gardeners I've known personally, but surely not all the actual master gardeners out there.
It is a program that appears to be worked differently at different places, and probably evolves with the times too.
ohm, ok, just a few things, may I say, to be careful of:
1) Be careful it does not turn you into a super wise intelligencia, just knows layers and layers so much more than all other gardeners, geographers, meteorologists, pathologists, philathropologists, and saxophone players who ever have been or ever will be born. Some have most definitely allowed themselves to get that way. Remember, the Master Gardener certificate only makes you as good as a very fine Neanderthal like myself.

B) Make sure they teach you things without turning you into a walking advertisement for Ortho or Monsanto products. I actually don't know about right now, but they used to be big supporters of it. See? I didn't even put this one in the original post because some of the owners of Monsanto post here I think.
HAY DIGIT! CAN YOU PUT THAT LITTLE GUY RUNNING FOR THE HILLS RIGHT HERE FOR ME? thanx!
III) You might learn to grow things far out of your zone range, then again, you might learn to only grow things in your zone range. I vote for learning to grow things nobody else in your area can, and then sharing every bit of knowledge about doing so that you possibly can! One Master Gardener in Montana grew even zone 7 things in his yard, yea, Rhododendrons, Hydrangeas, and even a small Oak, but never told anyone how to do it.
:bouquet
Hay, where's Nacho?
ach, got me going all Scottish Neanderthal now.
ooygh, it wasn't all that guys, in fact there was not one mean word in it, either intendifloobricated nor hyperbolificated!!!
It was just voicing concerns about what happens to some, all the master gardeners I've known personally, but surely not all the actual master gardeners out there.
It is a program that appears to be worked differently at different places, and probably evolves with the times too.
ohm, ok, just a few things, may I say, to be careful of:
1) Be careful it does not turn you into a super wise intelligencia, just knows layers and layers so much more than all other gardeners, geographers, meteorologists, pathologists, philathropologists, and saxophone players who ever have been or ever will be born. Some have most definitely allowed themselves to get that way. Remember, the Master Gardener certificate only makes you as good as a very fine Neanderthal like myself.

B) Make sure they teach you things without turning you into a walking advertisement for Ortho or Monsanto products. I actually don't know about right now, but they used to be big supporters of it. See? I didn't even put this one in the original post because some of the owners of Monsanto post here I think.
HAY DIGIT! CAN YOU PUT THAT LITTLE GUY RUNNING FOR THE HILLS RIGHT HERE FOR ME? thanx!
III) You might learn to grow things far out of your zone range, then again, you might learn to only grow things in your zone range. I vote for learning to grow things nobody else in your area can, and then sharing every bit of knowledge about doing so that you possibly can! One Master Gardener in Montana grew even zone 7 things in his yard, yea, Rhododendrons, Hydrangeas, and even a small Oak, but never told anyone how to do it.
:bouquet
Hay, where's Nacho?