my new cud chewing beauty queen

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A few days ago the new guy was in the scale house and said something like "So, do you really have a cow?" o_O

Poor thing barely made it out alive... Someone REALLY should have warned him NOT to get me talking about the farm! :lol::lol:
He learned more about cows and milk and the difference between 'commercial' milk and raw milk than he EVER wanted to know....
 

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Just a stupid little thing, but it cracked me up.

I was at church last night and owed one of the kids for a calendar.
I said "All I've got is a $20, do you have any change?"
He said "No mam."
I said, "Wait! I bet I've got it in my bale money." - pulled out my wallet and dug out the needed $1 bills.
He left and I turned around to find one of the pastors standing behind me. "Ms Debbie, I couldn't help but overhear... you are carrying around bail money??"
"Yes. I save it up all week out of change for this and that so I don't have to take out so much on Friday nights when I need the cash."
He just stood there looking at me funny and I waived and left.
About half way home it hit me that he couldn't have known that I pick up a round bale of hay every Friday evening and pay the farmer cash for it....

... probably gonna end up as the topic of a sermon for that one too....
 
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