Quotes by Baymule
Don't try to pick up a woman at a Laundromat, if she can't afford a washer and dryer, she can't afford you.
told to a friend who wanted to meet a nice girl. This was 18 years ago, he is now happily married and has never forgot those words.
I don't believe in shacking up. If he ain't worth marrying, why would I want to wash his dirty underwear?
Go ahead and marry her. Everybody needs a divorce or two.
I said this to a young man that worked for us. He married her. She was beautiful, bi-polar, a pill head mixed with alcohol and totally nutzo. Yes, they got divorced. He still remembers me telling him that.
There is no man on earth worth beating up the woman he's cheating on me with. Why would I bother? Wish them both a happy life and kick his a$$ out.
I do what I want to. I will listen carefully to what you have to say, then I'll do what I want to anyway.